"Extra: Acceptance Into Hair Cuticle Academy"
All right, everyone settle down.
I'm going to introduce the transfer student.
It's written as "nonisaku ke," but pronounced, "Nosaki Kei-kun."
Nosaki Kei
It's Nozaki Kei, and it's written this way!
Scribble
Nozaki Kei
Let's see, for your seat...
Is the seat open next to you, Natsuki?
No.
Soumei-kun is still occupying the seat.
What? He's still there?
It's been there since the school was established thirty years ago
and still won't pass onto the next world. What a troublesome ghost.
You handle ghosts rather lightly here.
Guess there's no other choice but to put you next to Yuuta,
the boy wearing the girl's uniform.
Squirm Squirm
A bit much for a new student, isn't it?!
Nice to meet you, Yuuta-kun.
I wonder if he's shy.
Make sure you look after Kei, Yuuta.
Make sure you lead him along.
Yes, Sensei.
You're not expecting me to wear that are you?
Baaa
That's a rather irritating chime, isn't it?
Yeah.
School Issued
The bags issued by the school are ugly, too.
It's almost like they're trying to bully us.
I wonder if they have something against the students.
At least, the track suits are somewhat decent.
All right, time for gym!
Keep your eye on the damn ball! Next!
She seems like a scary teacher.
She's actually being pretty nice today.
Here comes the next one!
Dodge it!
That was a bit dangerous.
Are you all right?
Yes. Thank you very much.
No problem.
See you later.
He's amazing!
He caught that with so much ease!
Nothing less from a guy who's usually an SP!
This is an extra story, so don't say usually!
He's Mr. Ogata who teaches foreign languages.
He's good-looking, sporty, and he's fluent in foreign languages?!
Look at how long his legs are! He's entirely too cool!
That's not fair!
You think so?
I can't say I ever thought he looked cool.
Never mind. His second language isn't human.
Exhausted Exhausted
That was quite the workout.
Exhausted Exhausted
A bit hard for a PE class, isn't it?
Looks like Ms. Gabby took a liking to you.
I think I can do without this favoritism...
That's it. Can't move anymore.
Are you planning on becoming Soumei No. 2?
What's the matter?
Sorry. I can't move.
That's Mr. Ogino from social studies.
What might you be doing?
Habit.
I'll take you to the nurse's office.
Daddy's back is so broad.
You should go back to class.
Aww.
Nurse's Office
He's all flimsy.
Go rest on an open bed.
Okay.
The beds seem to be occupied by a dried-out weakling and
someone who forgot to take off their glasses before sleeping.
The one with the glasses is just a body pillow.
Don't mind him.
He's a human!
I didn't think you'd actually hug him,
but he's pretty close to one, no?
Yes! No resistance at all!
Baaa
Trudge Trudge
Everyone's so weird at this school.
Well, at least, they all seem to be nice.
Are you all right?
Everyone is so warm here.
Do you feel better now?
I'll like this school in no time.
That's good.
That's good. Feel better soon.
The problems here won't seem so bad as soon as I'm used to them.
Even though...
The principal is a goat.
The school statue is also a goat.
Even the composers in the music room are goats.
Beh Beh Beh
Beh Beh
Baa
Even the school song is in Goat.
Beh, beh, beh, beh...
Baa
Beh
Baa, baa, baa, baa...
Baa
Kei-kun, that's Sheep.
Baa, baa, baa, ba—
Sheep!
Yep. Sheep.
This is beyond my ability to adapt!
"Cuticle Life: The Idiot Sons, 13 Years Ago"
Shut up already.
The parent should shut them up.
Go home, brat!
Shut up!
What's wrong, Haruka? Did you not want to see the cherry blossoms?
It couldn't be... That's impossible.
He's way too young to have awakened to his powers.
We're going to make a run for it.
Who are you?!
And where are we going?!
Some place where there aren't any people.
Human ears can't really hear unnecessary things.
If you think about something else,
the unnecessary sounds won't bug you as much.
Am I really that white and disturbing?
Yeah. You're disturbingly cute and you smell good.
Hey, Mister.
Why do I hear two different voices from you?
It's a secret.
Hey, your brother's back.
Did Haruka fall asleep?
Yeah. If he doesn't wake up, I'll carry him home for you.
Unsweetened Black
Here.
I told you that you could keep the change.
Instead you bought one for me?
You're a good kid.
You're a good guy, too, Mister.
I sort of want to give you a thank-you letter.
I used to be a super hero,
so I can't help but help those in need of help
Is anyone bullying you?
If anyone is giving you a hard time, I'll help you out.
Nah, I'm fine.
Everyone's really nice.
I see. That's good, then.
Are you not a super hero anymore, mister?
Well, a super hero is a lonely soldier.
So, now I'm in a villainous group, and I have lots of friends.
You're a bad guy?!
Yup. I was supposed to do a kidnapping today.
Give Haruka back!
He's really heavy, though.
You don't seem like a bad guy, Mister.
You should be able to get away by the time I'm an adult.
Before you get arrested by me.
Like you'd be able to catch me, idiot.
I'd be able to catch you easily, Mister.
Just try it.
I wonder if that guy has been caught...
"Extra: Bar Ragdoll"
Welco—
A goat has arrived!!
A goat has arrived!
That rain is horrible.
Indeed.
And something resembling a person showed up, too. Thank goodness.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Such a well-trained goat.
Yet this bag...
Wipe Wipe
I'm guessing it's some old guy inside.
Shall we get some sake since it's been a while?
I'd like a cocktail, I would.
What will it be?
A martini.
The goat is ordering the king of cocktails, the martini!!
The goat is ordering the king of cocktails, the martini!
And for you, sir?
Please decide for me, Don.
This guy is hella annoying.
An Angel's Kiss, then.
Don't make such a girly choice for him, you goat!
It's been a while since we've had a drink at a bar.
There are nights when you want to get drunk, there are.
How wonderful.
Nights when a goat wants to get drunk?
And exactly how is that bag going to drink this?
It gets tiring being chased by the police all the time, it does.
Indeed.
Even if a raccoon dog or a snake appears,
people call 911, I guess.
I guess goats get reported, too.
Here you go. A martini.
The king of cocktails.
A drink befitting a king like me, it is.
No matter how you look at it, your fate is
to be eaten by the king of the beasts...
The edge is a bit mediocre, it is.
Looks like you stirred it too long.
You've got great form, so that's rather unfortunate.
I just got
judged by a goat.
What's wrong, Iyori-san?
This is my roommate, the bartender, Hamada Iyori.
Apparently, he is trying to go from second rate
to first rate because of a goat.
One more time.
"Cuticle Life: The Idiot Sons, 10 Years Ago"
Chestnut... sawtooth oak... white birch...
Oak.
Yataro, what's the soup today?
Pumpkin.
You're correct.
If you have a sensitive nose, you'll have no problems.
You're surrounded by nature and great food.
If you concentrate on your sense of smell,
you'll awaken to your power whether you want to or not.
Your problem is...
You're a bit slow.
I'm sorry.
See? You're making that pitiful face again.
Sharpen
All right, much better.
Always use both hands.
Hmm, not good.
I guess it's harder with only one eye.
I'm sorry.
You don't need to apologize.
It doesn't matter if your parent is a traitor or a ruthless criminal.
You don't have any future plans to betray me, do you?
Not at all!
It was your dad who did this to my right eye, not you.
Don't worry about it.
But in a way, I guess I'm making you take responsibility for it.
Guess I'm not very convincing.
That's not true!
The only reason I'm able to be here is because
Soumei-san picked me as the next vessel.
I don't know what would have happened to me if
Soumei-san didn't push away everyone's objections.
Not to mention, I'm still inexperienced and
haven't awakened to my ability yet
so normally I wouldn't have even been considered for his vessel.
And yet, he's personally training me, so there's no amount
of thanks that would be enough.
...is how I'm feeling.
Flustered Flustered
What am I going to do? How can I tell him how I feel?
Flustered
I already got the message...
Crying
Yata! Yataro! How about a letter?
What am I going to do? What am I going to do?
Oh, stop crying already!
The current boss of the Kujou group, Baba Toukichi.
I'd like you to get rid of him for me.
The current Japanese mafia has to actually outsource its hits?
Why you...
Oh, stop it, Gabriella.
What do you want to do, Don?
All right.
We shall accept this job, we shall.
Kujou Group Boss Assassination Case Countermeasures Headquarters
Meeting Room
To think, yakuza asking the mafia to take out another yakuza group...
At least it's good that we will do anything if the money is right.
Lorenzo.
Yes?
Are there no more samurais in this country anymore?
Long, straight, black hair.
Truly beautiful hair.
Conditioned to the tips.
The young head of the Kujou group, Kurami Torayasu.
How the hell does he know about the young maste—
Wait, Tetsu. Let him do as he wants.
If you didn't have such nice hair,
I'd immediately throw you out for being yakuza.
You can find out anything just with hair.
Are the rumors true?
Don't believe me?
I could tell you even more, if you'd like.
For example, the boss is currently in the hospital awaiting difficult surgery.
How troublesome. That was supposed to be a secret.
Only my uncle and I know about that.
Seems so.
I also know exactly why you've come here, as well.
This should be fast then.
I want to know all the information you have
on the mafia that is after the boss's life, the Valentino Family.
He isn't human. You shouldn't get involved.
There are a lot of demons and dragons in this world.
I'm also a tiger...
That's not what I mean.
He's a real...
goat.
A goat?
It doesn't look like you're kidding.
Are you referring to the goat that eats paper
and goes baa baa?
That's indeed the goat, but this goat doesn't eat paper.
It's a dirty goat that eats money.
Tetsu, tell the boys to find a goat.
Peek.
Where is it?
More importantly, forget about the goat,
and concentrate on the surgery.
She's indeed a genius and isn't completely loyal to the goat,
but the one performing the surgery on the boss, Noah,
is one of the leaders of the Valentino Family.
This is problematic, it is.
One promised to kill him,
and the other promised to save his life.
I'll just kill him after Noah's surgery!
Like hell.
Why would I even perform the surgery, then?
It'll be impossible to do both.
Noah, this is all because you acted on your own, it is.
Tell us where the boss is, you will.
I'm just here to do my job.
Noah, why you...
Stop being difficult!
What? You wanna go?
What good will come out of us fighting each other?
Either our assassination or Noah's surgery,
whichever comes first will be the winner in this argument.
So, that's what's happening.
Why you... Stop messing around!
Silence, underling.
What?!
Tetsu, stop.
If you're able to complete the surgery first,
they won't go through with the hit on him.
Can we trust that agreement?
Are you underestimating the Don, Young Master?
A promise within the family is absolute.
If the Don says it's done, it's done.
Oh, Yuuta? How did visiting Kei in the hospital go?
Was he alive?
Yes. He was still breathing slightly, so I made sure to stop it.
Yuuta-kun, that's a no-no.
Influenza's going around right now,
so make sure you gargle and wash your hands proper, Yuuta.
It won't be funny if you're both out.
What, me? Yeah, I am.
I'm actually doing that right now.
Yeah, I just got ho—
The goat!
Hey, pervy wolf.
Be happy. We have a job for you.
This is Noah's hair. Be sure to get a good taste.
Where is Noah?
Why you...
I'm asking you, where the hell is Noah?!
Sasaki Yuuta
Sensei! What's wrong, Sensei?!
That's hot, damn it! Stop it!
You will tell us soon, you will.
Potato Starch
Or we'll be adding potato starch to that water,
to make it thick.
No! Anything but that!
As you know, Gabriella is rather short-tempered, she is.
I, myself, was shot seven times just waiting
for you to come home.
Tell us, Wolf.
You value your life, do you not?
Sensei!
General Hospital
Hello?
Run!
The goat is on its way!
They know where you are.
I was forced into telling them. I'm sorry.
Hurry and lea—
Mr. Detective,
That's impossible. The surgery has already begun.
Do you intend to start a war over a dying man?
Give up on the boss!
Inaba Hiroshi
Call
I have this life because of my father.
I'd be more than happy to give it up for his sake.
Wha... Hey!
Tetsu. How many guys could you gather right now?
Well...
Most of them are at farms or zoos right now.
Why?
To look for goats...
I should have listened to the detective.
There are far fewer guarding the place than I expected.
At this rate, there won't be much for us to do, Don.
This will be too quick, it will.
Lorenzo!
Now, Tetsu!
Don't underestimate us, you third-rate!
What?!
Looking away could cost you your life!
My, you gave me quite the scare there.
It looks like you're somewhat capable, it does.
The world's bigger than I thought...
To think, guys like you existed...
We're totally on a different level.
You now know the difference in ability, you do.
You will open up the path, you will.
Hey now, the boss's life is on the line.
I won't let you through even on my life!
You fool!
Don!
For some reason, I thought I could do it today, I did.
Somehow, I felt that way, too, Don.
What? You guys, too?
How dare you do that to the Don?!
Dad...
Addio.
Sorry, Dad.
Looks like this is the end for me...
Wait, you shall, Gabriella!
Don! Why'd you get in the way?
It is finished, it is.
I've won, Sis.
Young one, you were able to protect the boss.
Why'd you defend me?
You are equal to a leader in my family, you are.
If I were to lose one of them, I'd be done for, I would.
Damn it! I was so close!
Why you little brat!
Family is great, it is.
That was rather mean of you to call the police, Mr. Detective.
Where's the goat?
I'm the only one left here.
I figured you'd show up, so I waited.
He was a total goat.
I told you. He's totally a goat.
I can see why that goat is able to gather people around him.
Um... can't say that I understand that.
Uh, what do you mean?
It'd be hard to put into words,
But it could be that big, deep, and passionate goat...
is the last samurai.
The End
And that's what happened.
It was really rough!
Don't worry, I'll peel your apple for you.
I can't even catch a cold in peace?!
Next Time: "Sasaki Yuuta Kidnapping Case" "Inaba Family Breakdown Case (Part One)"
Hey, I didn't hear anything about them being tied up, producer.
I apologize, but this show is rather popular right now.
But we should go full force with this kind of thi—
Shut up! How much care do you think I put in raising her?!
You should say something, too!
I've grown so big.